Always late…

The talk at the bar turned to the ladies’ habits. “We’ve missed the movies twice this week. Her friends ring so promptly.” “I heard someone had called 911 when she didn’t show for some party. True?” asked Dave. Said Inspector Alan Dunn,“I’d never have needed anyone;Nothing there to investigate,Katherine was always late.” Friday Flash 55 … Read moreAlways late…

Von Danne

The great vampire, Von Danne Once had his stomach scannned To the nurse, he asked the fee A clove of garlic, she said merrily Shared at Magpie Tales (#56), Monday Poetry Potluck & Lots of Laughter (Clerihew Prompt) Image of Vampire from Bukisa found through Google Images. Garlic Image courtesy Tess Kincaid at Magpie Tales.

Humility

The great explorer, Sir Hayes, Looked at the jungle, a mazed; Turned back, with all humility said, “I feel that’s the road ahead.” Written for Lots of Laughter, Clerihew Prompt and One Single Impression, #154 – Humility. Photography by Melinda Applegate at Flickr, found through Google Images.