Captain Plank, of the Eighth Sea,
Returned aboard, with one bad knee,
At the gangplank, a bar of soap,
Zestfully welcomed him with hope,
Yo ho hoing, he stepped up happily.
Cast away, he then became,
Returned to sea, with lot of shame,
A little slip and he scooted away,
Zigzagging on deck, all the way,
Yowling, now both knee the same.