Dumb-di-Dum

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks


So far: 3


[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.


So far: 3


[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.


So far: 5


[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair


So far: 7


[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math


So far: 8


[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.


So far: 9


[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before


So far: 9


[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.


Total: 10


I’m (10/37)*100= 27.03% dumb!


Hmm.. 🙂
I tag: Nabila, Maddy, Nuchu, Shriti and Riya. (sorry, no time to link) 🙂

Poetry & writing to me are to me, a breath of fresh air in a life that is sometimes covered by the smoke of sorrow or self doubt. They also become the sweets I share to celebrate when life offers me a reason to. But most of all, they are to me, my life. For each word I write is a piece of my heart, a thought that just had to find its way into the world.

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  1. I think I do almost 80% of it….–giggle–Dats a well experimented dumbo test……Aft a long time…Well u went 2 coll to collect 8th sem MC?

  2. hey Leo27% dumb….ummmmm…not bad ya…i dont even want to think how dumb could i get..:P!!but nice one….enjoyed reading it!!!n i really hope u r fine now…u better be…else i will have to flood ur comment window with more lengthy comments…hehehekeep smiling!take care!

  3. @parzi,enjoyed reading? try n see 🙂 u will enjoy doing it i think! :Dyeah, am fine! thank u for the caring words dear friend! do continue ur wordy comments though! it is nice to see those encouraging words always! :)god bless!

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